this is great lol!

i kicked
a gangsta
cuz i keep it gangsta




-MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN

JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I KISSED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I TAPPED
MAY-----------------I DREAMED ABOUT
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I BITCH SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I SLAPPED
SEPTEMBER--------I PUNCHED
OCTOBER-----------I RAPED
NOVEMBER---------I FUCKED
DECEMBER---------I BIT

- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON

1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4--------SPONGE BOB
5--------HIM/HER
6--------A HOBO
7--------YOU
8--------P. DIDDY
9--------A WHITE BOY
10-------A BANANA
11-------A MONKEY
12-------A DUMBASS
13-------A SPOON
14-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
15-------A GANGSTER
16-------A PICKLE
17-------A MEXICAN
18-------A LAWN GNOME
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------MY TRUE LOVE
21-------A PREP
22-------A G
23-------A HOMO
24-------MY SANDWICH
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------A NOODLE
27-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
28-------MY EX
29-------A SEXY BITCH
30-------MY BOYFRIEND
31-------MY UNCLE

- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT

WHITE---------BECAUSE IM EMO
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
PINK------------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT SHIT
GREEN----------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE DAT BITCH STOLE MY TACO
NO SHIRT------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
TEAL------------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
BROWN---------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
CARAMEL-------BECAUSE CHARLIE TOLD ME TOO.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN--------------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE